My funniest encounter to date...
It all started in downtown Clinton...
We pulled into the downtown area.
We were hungry so we went to House Of Pizza...
Our waitress was a cute, friendly high school student with a classic southern accent.
We questioned her about a few menu items. She recommended the pizza so we asked her:
US: "How large is a medium pizza?"
Her: "Eight slices... The large comes with ten slices.."
We sat puzzled for a moment..
US: "No, I mean how many inches is the diameter of a medium pizza?"
Her: I'm not sure but my sister and I ordered a large pizza and had, like, four pieces left over"
Me: "I see. So if I order a large and only get it sliced into eight pieces will I be charged for a medium?"
..Her head exploded.
Well the last part I made up but Lorraine and I were pretty dumbfounded at her response and had a good laugh afterwards.